Men are just happier than women


Nicknames:

  • If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
  • If Mike , Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.


Eating out:

  • When the bill arrives, Mike , Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it’s only for $32.50.  None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
  • When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.


Money:

  • A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
  • A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she  doesn’t need but it’s on sale.


Bathrooms

  • A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream , razor, a bar of soap, and a  towel …
  • The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337.  A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these  items.


Arguments:

  • A woman has the last word in any argument.
  • Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


Future:

  • A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband..
  • A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.


Success:

  • A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
  • A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


Marriage:

  • A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
  • A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does.


Dressing up:

  • A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
  • A man will dress up for weddings and funerals .


Natural:

  • Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
  • Women somehow deteriorate during the night.


Offspring:

  • Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends , favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
  • A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.


Thought for the day:

A married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing!

Share this with women who have a sense of humor and who can handle it …. And to the men who will enjoy reading it.

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